coming soon. . .

Have a sleepy snake instead:

A drawing of a snake sleeping with the caption 'eepiest vagabond.'

Welcome to my personal website, where I—an apprentice electrician from Michigan—frequently post grandiloquent balderdash to the homepage in whatever diction or foreign language it manifests. Those of a greater gumption might peruse through my vast post archive or documents, or even subscribe with RSS to more conveniently recieve any devious concept I let loose on the internet.

My email is darsonian@disroot.org if it is at all pertinent to reach me. A simple greeting would suffice as well; I'm no misanthropist. :]